Who and what are The Doormats?
Well, they are four guys who from time to time try and make some decent music. It's debatable as to whether they're succeeding but they march on nonetheless - although Doormats shows are few and far between these days...
To call them talented would be somewhat of an overstatement, but they'll accept any compliment thrown their way. Their so-called music is a reflection of their otherwise uneventful lives, reeking of sarcasm and dull wit. Who the fuck cares? Who knows.